Friday, September 09, 2005

Cyclone Tornado Fault of President Bush

A tornado briefly touched down on the campus of Iowa State University on September 8. Liberals "experts" wasted no time blaming the Bush Administration.

"Where was FEMA when you needed them?" remarked student Daryl Theis...(nothing more from Daryl).

ISU Greens president Jo Simpson responded, "this president has done nothing but let people down, from Kurds in Iraq anxious to be gassed to the millions of Africans excited to live without HIV/AIDS drugs, for which this president has tripled funding. He's a disgrace to America."

Apparently, Iowa State did not immediately implement all 40 sections of its Tornado Attack Plan, leading liberals to question if the seven injured people are eligible for junk lawsuit awards.

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