Bush wants war with E.T., Canadians cheer

At the University of Toronto, a former Canadian government official gave a speech that claimed, among other things, that the US is planning on waging war with aliens and it's George Bush's fault when we enter into this intergalactic war:

"The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."

Right. Of course, how did the students at this university respond?

Hellyer’s speech ended with a standing ovation.