US Torture - Revealed!

Here it is - what's really been going on at Guantanamo straight from an inmate:

* subject to [unspecified] “mental stress and pressure”
* “willfully misdirected ... to pray north”
* deprived of “comfort items”
* subjected to an [apparently failed] “attempt to withdraw Qur’an”
* able to hear two guards having sex, while they “assumed he was asleep”
* distracted from his prayer by the “sharp intake of breath” of a female MP who’d been “sexually fondled”.
* offered a plate of pork
* the object of a conspiracy “to keep detainee ignorant of detainee’s allotted Tuesday recreation”
* subjected to a “partially successful” attempt to administer injections “under the guise of immunisation”, designed to “unhinge detainee’s mental and emotional stability”

Nooooooo! Although this account from a prisoner is probably more legitimate then any accounts thus far, why does it omit the most horrible transgressions of all? The forced listening to of Harry Potter books and Christina Aguilera songs!