Monday, September 25, 2006

Watch out for the right-wingers!

Howard Dean, who has the tendency to reach impressive new heights of rhetorical Republican-bashing, outdoes even himself in this latest installment. He uses the term "right-wing" at least eight times, not to mention the times "conservative" or "republican propaganda" is used in the context that it is actually controlling the world.

What does Howard say?

...the problem until now has been our willingness to stand up and fight for them in the face of fear mongering, bullying and intimidation from the other side.


We're sick of playing defense against a Republican leadership that uses national security to scare people to win elections. We're not going to be pushed around, spun, and defamed by right-wing extremists and those whom they use to disseminate their propaganda.

...and on and on and on. Howard's emails have passed their usual hilarity - and they've gone into nutty overdrive.

Also included in Howard's latest lunacy is 1) a claim that FoxNews is manipulating it's coverage of Bill Clinton's meltdown; and 2) that the Democrats actually have a plan for national security! He mentions this Kerry-esque "plan" a number of times, but then finally lets us know about it at the end:

We will increase the size of Special Forces to destroy Osama Bin Laden and terrorist networks like al Qaeda. We will implement the bipartisan 9/11 Commission proposal to secure America's borders and ports and screen every container. And we will fully man, train, and equip our National Guard and our police, firefighters and other first responders.

Oh, right! So if the Democrats seize power they will, uh... do what exactly differently?

We still don't know.

Oh, but the right-wingers are scary, and you should vote against them.

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