First off, crazy Howard Dean told me what the Democrats stand for. Allow me to translate:
Honest Leadership & Open Government
We will end the Republican culture of corruption and restore a government as good as the people it serves. [We stand for simple opposition]
Real Security & A New Direction in
We will protect Americans at home and lead the world by telling the truth to our troops, our citizens and our allies, [that we, America, are in fact the evil they need to fight against] and we will heed the advice of our commanders on the ground [which George Bush never does, right?] and force a change in the failed Republican strategy in Iraq [also known as “leave ASAP and let the fledgling Iraqi Democracy die"].
Energy Independence & Lower Gas Prices
We will create a cleaner, greener and stronger
More Jobs, Better Pay & College Access for Everyone
We will create jobs that stay in America, raise the minimum wage, and open the doors to college for every American. [Higher wages and fewer jobs.]
Healthcare that Works for Everyone & Life-Saving Cures
We will join 36 other industrialized nations in making sure everyone has access to affordable health care, and we will make decisions to invest in stem cell and other medical research based on science, not politics. [Here it really comes out – Democrats stand for the disaster that is socialized healthcare.]
Retirement Security
We will ensure that a retirement with dignity is the right and expectation of every single American, starting with protecting workers' pensions expanding saving incentives and preventing the privatization of social security. [We’d rather see social security go belly-up with a trillion dollar bail-out in five years than ever do what the conservatives want.]
Next I got an email from foot-in-mouth master John Kerry:Winning means raising the minimum wage. Winning means moving towards health care for all, starting with every child in
I'm surprised they didn't email me that they are going to raise taxes.
So now you know what the Democrats stand for and what they are running on. And that means you now know why not to vote for them.
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